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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:50

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Next, they tried...
No go.
No, not a chance
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
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