What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

I'm straight, so why do I love watching guys cum?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Still no good.

I gave Google’s AI Mode a shot, but I’m still sticking with Perplexity - Android Authority

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Steelers Address Mason Rudolph Trump Rally Appearance In Email To Fans - TMZ

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

How do you think Trump's tariff threats are affecting Europe?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

CM Punk comes out as the Doctor of Thuganomics and is cheered in Saudi Arabia - Cageside Seats

Next, they tried...

No go.

No, not a chance

Dont you think we should put Project 2025 into full force to completely decimate the evil and corrupt Democratic party? The answer is yes.

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Fewer than 500 neurons are associated with the suppression of binge drinking, new research finds - Medical Xpress

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

UFC women's GOAT explains why she thinks Julianna Pena will dominate Kayla Harrison at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Why does the God of the Bible condemn homosexual acts?

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Here’s why exercise is so important if you’re a cancer survivor - The Washington Post

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

Why do doctors refuse HRT to menopausal women but hand them out to trans people?